Take caution, my friend, about joining any club that would extend the courtesy of membership, because etchings upon our archaeological memory may reap undesirable pronouncements. If your wings have not yet been clipped, then I implore you to turn the key that abides in the Iron Gate. Liberty is truly to be found in banishment, and captivity embraces those who are presumed to be socially elite. The Northern Command has our number written upon the electronic village of global deception, even though undertones are without doubt, seductive. So, blow your whistles on this day of grey sky. Your voice has now been heard.