Man sometimes I wonder
would I be better
with a ... yes with a
bag of chips in my hand

Would birds flock to me
or **** on me
give me a tip
about my bag of chips

Some are succulent
some rather greasy
some chips crisp
it's so easy peasy

Bag of chips poets
or something more profound
my sweet chick a dee's
maybe a **** scratcher

(Then wash your hands)

By Christos Andreas Kourtis aka NeonSolaris