you know Poet Archetypal - everything about him was Poe-tickle When he sneezed he said: Haiku! When introduced to someone,Β Β he'd say: "Haven't we met-a-phor?" He's quite resourceful like he'd introduced himself to the girl because he wanted to meter When he took his leave he'd say: "Love to stay - but it's getting a-lliter-ate" And sure he met Luke Skywalker and said to him: "Met-a-phors with you"
It was fun having him around but lately he's been in prison for driving without poetic license; and also because his creditors pursued him because he just Ode so much
this is the first in a series of 3 humorous poems on poets and poetry...all 3 poems are based on jokes from various sources - Next poem in this series: "My Stupid Wife"