Oh no there's soup on my fly
cream of mushroom to boot
and here I am in this restaurant
wearing my best black Armani suit

I dare not get up
can't get off this chair
oh good grief
I'm in utter despair

The napkin did not help
just smudged it a little more
it looks a long long way
to get to the restrooms door

I'm in such a pickle
I wish I could die
oh the embarrassment
for there's soup on my fly

By Christos Andreas Kourtis aka NeonSolaris