Life is a joke and death is the punchline.
Don't forget to laugh.
I guess I'll remember to next time.
This one's all ******.

Life's a ***** and then you die.
If you're lucky,
there may be some people who cared about you enough to cry.
Though it won't mean much when you're no longer alive.

Life is a riddle and death is the answer.
Who asked the question?
Who gives a ****?
The universe, god, and the laws of energy can all **** a ****.

**** being alive.
No, seriously,
**** It.
I'm sick of living.
I'm so done with it.