Dear people in hard times: I know your situation is unique And there are people willing to listen But the one person willing to listen, Wanting to love you more than anyone else Has appointments available anytime, day, or hour So stop by and have a talk with Him I forgot to mention He's omnipresent! So you can talk to Him anytime In bed, in school, anywhere! And He's great for a talk or prayer, Because all he wants is to be your friend So take this wonderful opportunity Talk to God today! He will lift the burden off your shoulders If you love and believe in Him, You will get a free life-everlasting! Don't miss this offer! He definitely doesn't want you to