Your middle name? How long has it been since you wore a diaper? How old were you when you first noticed you had feet? How tall lying down? A glowing thing or a burning dark, Quick, Pick one. How many needles will fit between my eyelids? How big was your first? Your last? This last light switch do I flick it? Can you handle candles? What’s it like to wear no skirt? How many bras have you sniffed? Define addiction. Define a lover’s hip. How many languages are enough? How can you free yourself without getting committed? And what’s it like inside yourself? And I see your feet are like freaky small And your hair smells like flies And feels like fishes eyes And you have three nostrils. And the third one is for ****. And that your eyelashes are made From spider legs And they move by themselves when you’re angry Or turned on. Can you believe me when I say Your scent steams beautiful? Did I stutter? Did I stutter? I don’t know, did i? How many lines ago was that Can you count the orange sticks In the fridge honey and know that I’ll always want more? What do you see from eyes so blue? Can you see that mine are glass? Can you tell that they aren’t windows? Can you quantify exactly more or less all you’d want my eyes to be? Also, You have grass eye brows. And one, two, too many tails And your tendons are made of twizzlers And you only drink Windex orange blue orange juice And your hands are made of pancakes with lifelines And your bellybutton has an eyeball in it But we’re not supposed to ask who’s. And your earlobes have lips and sometimes they Whisper sweet nothings to the pigeons on the park benches while You stroke your fingertips across various things, Like pigeons, Like me. Like me? Well, I broke up with my boyfriend and then spent the night, And my roommate’s mom thinks we just need more hangers And I start all my sentences with oh, well, look And I ran through my apartment, counted all my pairs of tights And I noticed not a single Tear looked like him And I heard that song that he reminds me of And it was the birds screaming the earth back awake So I drank a whole bottle of V8 and went to sleep And I broke up with that boyfriend and then spent the night And my roommates convinced I can Just go back tomorrow and I dropped my sisters black vintage gloves in the mud. I dropped my physics class and told everyone I’m a pyro And I’m still not quite done with that last Guy I spent the night with And I’ll never be as high with anyone else As I was with dell but I didn’t call him dell When we were together But I never understood people when they said they could remember a touch Until I felt his thick palms four days after he left And when he said he wasn’t coming I ate a strawberry And tasted nothing And I haven’t eaten fruit since And I haven’t made sense 10 days before he left Now I’m way past losing track of who left last And now I wear lipstick With a disclaimer when I dropped him, I shattered. Translation, no mans pleased me since. But I’d like to watch you try. So, your last name? Do you have any pets? Can you be with a woman you’ll never be able to please?