there is no point to gossip

girls will be girls

can’t say the same for myself

i’d rather read a good book

draw a flower

learn a different language

understand great philosophers

train a squad dog

read to a 2 year old

poison a mime

study politics

drink fine wine

find a cure for cancer

fall on my face

break both ankles

cut my toes off

then sew them

to my shoulders

grow warts

swallow a tape worm

do ****

**** a sloth

see my point yet?