Now let me tell the story of a guy named Lenny

He had a grumpy goat and a year-old penny

He wanted fifty-thousand shiny trucks with cheese

But all he ever got was his Grandmother's fleas

He begged for a book so he could learn how to cook

And the grumpy goat ate him while he called out "Look!"

So the moral of the story is don't own goats

That get hungry easily and run off with your boat.