i lost my proper teeth many years ago
then i got the false ones white and all a glow
but i didnt like them i simply couldnt chew
everytime i sneezed across the room they flew

they would always rattle all around my head
rattle all night long when i went to bed
keeping me awake with there chatter sound
keeping me from sleep as they roll around

so i got a jar and put my teeth in there
only when i go out my teeth i will wear