They all knew who he was.
It was a regular habit
sneaking here and there
dressed as a daft rabbit.
But was he?
Maybe it was queer
Not hard to fool that lot
Stomachs full of beer.
They swear they'd seen anything
as long as it moved.
Whether or not it was a rabbit
whiskers and big toothed.
They'd seen things
in the dead of the night
placing eggs in hiding places
from a rabbit that stood upright.
But it was rather large
and it did carry stuff
and it did shout "Hi mate"
but it was covered in fluff.
Confused? So were the drinkers
Maybe the Easter rabbit does exist.
The Easter eggs were definitely there
Is there something I have missed?
Teeth the size of chapel hat pegs
All furry but walking upright in white?
I would hate to meet this thing face to face
creeping around in th dead of the night!