She was the finest of the fleet
her crew consisted of the best
ten thousand at the last count
did ***** Susan have

Her gun ports were something to be admired
goodness she was a beauty
boy and the size of her drive engines
she was a keeper our ***** Susan

I remember the first time I boarded her
that day I did take command
the deck was smothered with hands
for ***** Susan had room for heroes from many lands

She had star drive capability
and a cloaking device
her engines on full
well they were as cool as ice

I did my five years duty with her
and we went to many a star
she was one hell of a warship
was ***** Susan my bottom *****

By Christos Andreas Kourtis aka NeonSolaris