A slow ride that first time
Happy town visits always make me smile
Been a few days, for me that is a long while
Lost my car that usually drives me there
I couldn't find it anywhere
So I hitched a ride with Johnny Depp
And again he refused me at almost every step!
Geez I know your taken, no mistaking
but this tension I must be breaking!
You took so long and left me standing cold awaiting
I know your just making me do the chasing!
I cannot thank you enough
so a second time around
I call your bluff!
Drive me there again, do a second take!!
call it..Director Johnny Depp!!!
What a film we could make!
Lick that stuff off my lips
Cause it is no longer within my hips
I smile and declare a second ride
We have film time to spare so lets not lie
Standing with legs together held so tight
that second trip to happy town was more than ******* alright!!!