Does my *** look big in this?
Is he brave enough to take the ****,
Or maybe opt for tactful route,
Of " no babe no, your *** looks cute",
No man dare tell it like it is,
Unless he has a big death wish,
Or silent treatment longer than lent,
To be bought up every argument,
*** ban enforced, she'll make you pay,
In each and every painful way,
So when she asks that fated line,
I would recommend you take your time,
When women ask about their butts,
Just think how much you love your nuts.