old mother hubboard went to the cupboard but there was nothing there
not a single morsel just complety bare
her poor dog was starving he was very thin
she just couldnt feed him she had nothing in

she took a trip to asda took a look around
looking for the offers to see what could be found
she filled her trolley and bought the dog a bone
and a ten pound top up for her mobile phone

now her cupboards full and everything is fine
nows shes got a pc  so she can shop on line