Packing my luggage for this long journey I know Satan's my only attorney Committed more sins than I should have liked Don't matter if it's a car or a bike Don't matter what I'm gonna travel in I'm more worried about the punishment for my sin I hope there is a strong seat belt To save me from those ***** of fire they're gonna pelt Cuz I'm on a highway to hell And I can definitely tell That what I see at the end Is more than a highway bend I've seen a lot of movies that has shown us hell Will they deep fry me or my soul will they sell Will Lucifer have two horns and a long tail And when he comes in do we have to bend on our knees and hail If I've committed too many sins will they send me to purgatory Cuz if they do that'll be a different story But one thing's for sure I'm going straight down I've created a big mess so I'm being sent to Satan's town I'm on a highway to hell I'm not getting purged by ringing the church's bell It's gonna be a **** long road They're gonna torture me, but that'll lift off my load...