PINK FARM TURNS TO RED
Pink eggs from red hens
Tails all cute and dandy
Pink bacon from pink pigs
Sweet as sugar candy.
Pink lamb from red sheep
Ready for a woollen sweater
Red face on a blue farmer
Getting the dreaded red letter.
No more farm, no more pink meat
Red wine now crushed with stained feet.
Land sold to make some gold
Now making champagne sold as old
Pink goes from blue to rich red
and the owner now sleeps well in his bed