Feel the rhythm of those who row longboats from Scandinavian shores, in their plundering quests of arson and ****. Although stalactites may be used in the same manner as an icicle in order to commit ******, it is necessary to acknowledge that one weapon leaves a trace of evidence whilst the other evaporates into the firmament. The wind is truly wild, as she kisses our skin with force, amidst the swell of marine visions beyond Ljodhus, Ivist and Skid, where Gaels reside in monastic solitude. Have you ever been to the shores of Iona? Please do not cut off your nose to spite your face, in the same manner as those nuns, who sought to be unappealing to Nordic barbarians. The magic numbers are 795 and 802. Therefore, if we seek to withstand the forces of contemporary evil, I suggest that we swiftly engage with Celtic Druids as they are our ancient forefathers.