there was a little badger he was feeling dull
he heard it  on the news there was a badger cull
he was very scared he began to cry
pretty soon he thought he would have to die

badger he decided he would run away
to another land somewhere he could stay
he boarded on a boat and sailed across the see
to a foreign land where he could be free

he ended up in Spain a land off sea and sun
now he was a fugitive a badger on the run
he built himself a home in the golden sand
now he felt so safe again in this foreign land

playing on the beach surfing on the sea
having lots of fun as happy as can be
hidden from the cull so very far away
now he lives in Spain to this very day