The show's not over till the fat lady snores, I should know, I was there, 1973 or 74 and Mahler still playing on her Hi-Fi, the last movement of the Ist symphony.
We liked that, made love to it, wondering what Gustav would have made of that, the fat dame and me, empty whiskey glasses on the table, curtains drawn against the night sky and moon.
The first time she snored, her soft whiskey breath, her globes caught in moon's glow, her closed eyes like upturned shells.
Her Scottish tongue soft but sharp, her flab sufficient to keep warm if needed, but it was along ago, she's gone now, so I heard, my fat dame lover, my *** making love bird.