Quincy Valero Everybody’s best friend Jet black hair Shiny brown eyes A boyish smirk Standing six foot something Coming out of catholic school agnostic Attending state college
Every word that came out of his mouth was a riot A funny story of a bad situation he was in that he can laugh at now An awkward moment with a girl he tried to get in bed God awful train rides with a clueless conductor
Quincy Valero A wanna-be Casanova The irish-italian self-proclaimed “Don Juan of Dumont” Roaring down the suburb streets in his bright yellow mustang From Bergen county to Trenton Edgewater to Ewing Bumping R&B; from the 90's
A main girl A side chick And a few back pocket broads Leading them on To where? I’m not even sure he knows
Quincy Valero My best friend since I’ve been here in Purgatory My lifelong cellmate My hetero life mate My brother of second thought Our token white boy
He’s had his ups Wild ragers until day break A four way with me and two girls in my four door sedan He’s had is downs Falsely charged with domestic abuse Community service, endless court room hearings, suspensions and a whole bunch of nonsense
Quincy Valero The quintessential example of the modern day male Stays up all night Sleeps all day Opportunistic Egotistical Miserly ***** And hungry
Always aching to put in his two cents And leaving everyone in a howl of laughter An Adderall popping Seasoned drinker A professional *** smoker, coached by yours truly Fast talking baritone voice With a half serious tone
Yes, Quincy Valero The tight plain white t-shirt wearing Chino sporting Nostalgic, slightly racist, sexist, anti-semitic Bust usually honest, friendly and apologetic Good hearted dude we all love to hate And hate to love
Bed-headed Pajama bottom *** Talking about his Svedka regrets And we laugh and laugh and the stupidest things Then remember events that seem so long ago And then make plans for tomorrow Yeah, one of my best friends My oldest friend That’s Mr. Quincy Valero