9-2-1! (3x chant)
Flip it open and press left
Then its as easy as...
9-2-1 facebook!
Find old friends and new ones too!
Creeps galore and drama?
Oh boy theres more!

9-2-1 facebook! (repeat 4x after 1st time, lull in the background.)
Boyfriends cheat,
Girlfriends meet,
She's fake, oh him too (Speaking voice)
I can't believe Jessie's with Brady
And they'er gonna' have a baby
They'er only in high school, ain't that crazy?(Snotty voice)
Drama, Drama, Drama
Save it for your mamma
Facebook!
The place where you can drop 50 lbs in a night
And own a 40,000 dollar mansion in Mowey
Where everyone pretends to care,
When we all know they have better things o do
Where everyone's a critic and nobody's real! (Goes from normal voice to louder, NOT a scream)