I found a new bad habit in an
Airport announcement
"Now boarding London-Heathrow"
Thought, how much could it be? so
I pulled it up and-
Oh, that much.
I checked my bank account.
Our friends thought I was funny
When I said I'd take donations-
Who doesn't dream of running?
They didn't ask me why.
We joked around, I shook my can,
Laughed, until you stayed my hand-
All I need in London is
Directions to your bed.