You're no friend of mine, you f**k - You should be there to protect and support me; To encourage me to meet my potential; To skipper me towards rewarding opportunities. But that isn't your way - No, not you! Your insidious sabotage screws me at every turn; You lurk in dark recesses then pounce when I'm in company - As soon as I open my mouth, you're there to trip me up. I'd be rid of you if I could, But you've anchored your talons monopolistically; Superseded any attempt I've tried to reform; Undermined my confidence to the point of despondency and dependency, All to fuel your Super-Ego. If my suicide had succeeded, You'd be dead and buried, And I'd be free!