He hates writing poetry, as boys like him often do, he hates books, and science fiction and generally most everything I like. He clings like a mollusk, is none too smart, and often I'm bored with his very existence, but lord he is sweet as he spends an hour writing a fantastically ****** poem to repair what I keep breaking.
Poem in hand, he lays his heart at my feet, and in one swift motion I stomp on it.