Dear Minimalist, Dear Belittler, Dear Soulless Ginger, Dear Stupid, because I know you hate being called that. Dear ****, Dear Liar, Dear Sexist, Dear Racist, you typical stereotyper. Dear *******, Dear *******, Dear *******, Dear ******-****, Dear *******, Dear *******, Dear *******,
*******.
*I don't know what else to call him. Please read my other poem, "A **** That Was Not ****," for more details (and a better description) of why I don't know what to call him.