Wading through the mire and sinkholes of contingencies I move gingerly, quietly, gasps merely whispered upholding propriety and pragmatics of housing association bylaws enough to make me consider mowing my own lawn but humans are human, co-exist as they say And although I detest your husband's cigarettes I am quite sure blowing smoke back down the air vent would not be as effective as your decibel oblivious obnoxious self, imitating my lustful voice I am a reasonable woman, truly a lady, preferring mature consultation But the fact is, honey, if you imitate me again when summer air re-invents lingerie season the two of you might want to go outside for that smoke because you havenβt heard anything yet