Dear,'unemployment destroyer'

I would like to ***** in your likeness a bust, made of wax and not iron so that it won't rust,
it's for free you can trust me,
I'm a faithful employee,not workshy or lazy.
It is plain crazy I know,it's like making pancakes with snow but who then would know what you look like.
If you don't agree with this wax bust for free you can make one yourself or buy one 'off the shelf',it makes no difference to me,
you're a boss,a dead loss and to be honest I don't give a toss.ps

If poss' let me know before five when I go for a break,take your time I'll take mine,the bust is for free but you're paying for me.