Your pretention pushes my patience As you spit sounds of spite And unnecessary nags of advice That just no one want to witness Let alone be unfortunate to listen to Each time your mouth open my sole shivers And I take another chunk out of my tongue How unfortunate that we met And worse still that you linger on Counting down till we part pleases me As for you does constantly condescending pleasant people You relish moments to relive unrelated memories And if moments not given you steal a snap of someone elseβs So take your stupid smug stories And over-generous givingβs of patronizing help Far far and then further away from me
About an irritating Canadian traveller who unsettled my pleasure. Bolivia. 10th October 2013