Today would've been our anniversary-
But I'm spending it with my not-new boyfriend,
And you're probably doing something adventurous
With your new wife.
She would've been me,
If I hadn't left you for our best friend
The friend I gave you.
He taught me to free myself,
And you are more ignorant than I-
Because you think you're so ******* holy
And I hope you drown in your self-richousness.
My boyfriend and I
2 years and 8 months later
Were invited to your birthday party last week.
Of course we didn't go,
But I texted you to say thanks, anyway.
I got your number from my friend
That I gave you.
You replied that it was really only my boyfriend
Who would've been welcome
Cause your new wife doesn't want us to "interact."
What is she so scared of?
Couldn't be your cheating lips.
Your wife-
The one who would've been me,
And I'm so ******* glad that never happened.
Because you're a slave to your God,
The God you left me for,
The God I gave you.
I can't believe I'm writing about you again.
But this will be the last time,
And you and your wife can go get ****** in holy matrimony.