I remember the days when jeans would come up past your belly-button. Now they stop before they reach your stomach. I remember when skirts and dress were long enough to cover the sacred places. Now they're barely long enough to leave the slightest bit to imagination. I remember when tank tops showed just enough cleavage to drive a guy wild. Now they hang low, showing everything. I remember when everything was modest. Now everything is revealing. I remember when being modest was ****. Now being modest is to be a ***** and hideous.