Tick... Tick... Tock! Where is the fancy little second hand, It's running the minute hand nonstop And every time the long hand strikes high noon Off goes the massive bell with a... Boom, BOom, BOOM! Harmless bombs that set off car alarms But yet in the form of a... ring ding ****. How does such a funny looking pieces metal Ring so strong But my pocket watch is my phone And it doesn't have a bell at all!