You told me that if I was going to hate myself... I had to hate you too. I couldn't do that. What did you mean?
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Hey! I can't get your smell out of my mouth. Your taste is in my nose. Oh wait.. that's backwards.
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You hate whenever I drink, so I just want you to know that I'm drunk.
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I just took 27 pills; I love you.
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