******* them eggy *****,
Have you seen their eggy butts?

Gently put one in butter,
Or slam one onto another.

If the eggy **** screams
Simply flick your bean.

If you're a guy, don't forget to pat your thigh,
And sacrifice your eggy ***** to the man in the sky.

This is the story of the eggy *****,
Hide, quick, or they'll **** out your guts.