Jesus, another freaking
fifteen-mile road march,
why'd I have to lift weights,
put on this extra muscle!?

Oh sure, he's strong enough Sir,
he can handle it!

Give him the machine gun &
that 22 extra pounds of belted-ammo.

He's a tough guy,
gonna make a fine gunner.

And just think,
in a fire fight,
the enemy will
be gunning for him first!

Oh,  he's gonna be alright Sir,
with all that extra muscle,
he'll put up
one helluva fight!

Just my luck,
I wished I had stayed skinny,
those guys have loads of army-fun
just peeling potatoes.