Only half watching the Sochi Olympics and wondering why all of a sudden ice hockey without brawling gap-toothed players seemed so captivating as the puck was blocked effortlessly by a graceful skating illusion did I realize that behind that face mask and and billowing raven hair was a bright-red lipsticked beautiful face that totally shook my floor. In my state of inattention I found myself attracted to a hockey player Scared the hell out if me until I realized that it was women's competition