Birds On A Line An early morning chat up line, to have a moan and a whine Birds come for miles to have a perch on the washing line. A row of bright orange spindly short bony legs Crushed in-between old big, fat wooden clothes pegs Dozens of beady eyes staring at an icy weaving trail Made by a rather tempting delicious unfortunate snail. A couple of birds pluck up courage and sing Together with backing singers from the fairy ring. There is a hustle and bustle high in the trees Violently shaking the crisp golden leaves. Cackles and loud high pitched warning cries Coming from a couple of suited and booted magpies. The commotion stirs talk amongst the birds on the line News travels fast on the old bird grape vine! The snail is spared to live just another day Birds say their goodbyes and go their own sweet way.