If I were a boy for a day I'd feel what it's like to be respected I could say whatever I wanted and I'd never be corrected I could be the boss and no one would call me a ***** Because I could be assertive and they'd call it leadership Maybe I'd run for office and I'd probably win 'Cause they'd judge me on my skills and not the body I'm in Maybe I'd get a job and roll around in the benefit Of workplace inequality and other patriarchal **** If I were a boy for a day I could run around and 'score' And no one would call me a ***** **** or a ***** People would finally listen when I took a stand But they don't and they won't because I'm not a man.