We came to the ice wall in gale winds, a forty-degree slab glistened in our way.
Scree stung our faces, beards frozen with snot, we wondered if anything sacred even existed in this Godforsaken place.
Six-hundred meters of free fall was behind us to rock bottom, time was growing short, we had to move quickly, before we froze our ***** off, literally.
So there we went... straight up the wall, swinging our axes like wild men with clubs.