how to react to an uncomfortable remark: think yourself dressed in stars and stripes crepe red white and blue with top hat and white beard
why, you are Uncle Sam !
you have two bright sparklers in your hands and you high step parade through the confetti that floats in the air marching to the tune of a brass band that has suddenly appeared you apply a Robert Preston grin
why, you are the Music Man !
happy forever to strut with purpose in an endless carnival