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Sam Conrad
Poems
Jan 2014
How to ruin someone's life in 10 simple steps
Step 1
Become someone's best friend
Step 2
Become their boyfriend/girlfriend
Step 3
Get them to fall in love with you
Step 4
Lead them on like you've never led a single thing on before
Step 5
Get them to want to spend their whole life with you, so happy they could die.
Step 6
Pretend you feel the same way
Step 7
Repeat step 4
Step 8
Dump their ***, and as swiftly as possible, get with someone else
Step 9
Talk **** about them behind their back, speak amazingly about the new person
Step 10
Ignore them and watch them suffer to no end
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