I. I didn’t pick up when you called and I watched it go straight to voicemail— there was hesitation in your voice but I still didn’t pick up.
II. Tuesday became Wednesday and I forgot what time you had texted me back because I didn’t check my phone every 15 minutes for no reason.
III. I was confused on your name being in my phonebook and I wanted to ask someone who’s number I have
but when you texted me again to ask how my day was, I replied to say it would have been a lot better if I spent it with you.
IV. I recorded your snoring so when I sleep, I can remember what I don’t want to sound like but it’s the only way I can go to sleep.
V. Morning afters became routine for us and you still won’t kiss me after I ****** your ****, only if I brush first.
VI. Ask me if I’m crazy again and I’ll tell you that I’m crazy for you, like a schizophrenic off medication.
VII. At 8 in the evening the night before a test, I’ll drop everything to drive 45 minutes to see you for 20 minutes because I don’t know when I’ll see you next.
VIII. I don’t like to text you because you don’t use emojis but if you don’t call me before bed, I’ll yell at you for not talking to me.