percussion pounds painfully pleasant boom ba dum boom there is a certain rhythm to the way people speak skip across the plains of this globe and you’ll hear it at times when I am at my most idle I can find my hands going rat tat tat rat we listen to hip hop the scratching sound of a needle drop enough to catch the breath at the top of the path making your heartbeat stop I always fancied guitars strumming your pain with my fingers but instead i found that words pop pop pop out of my mouth like faulty machine gun fire I’ll be your rhythmic drum for hire waiting at the tail end of all your punch lines ba dum tish angry kids pound graphite graffiti onto their desks which say things like SOS Mike was here School ***** for a good time call X Y and Z make me an alarm clock tick tocking in the corner like your personal circadian metronome see, people like we don’t need a megaphone we just open our mouth when we knock our messages out and let them find a place to call their own a home for the percussionist