You're just her little lap dog Its so pitiful and sad Jumping around yipping and yapping Like some shitzu thats gone mad She pets you now and then Throws an occasional bone Keeps you hanging on that leash While perched upon her throne She doesnt really want you Just needs your foolish loyalty In that tiny brain you know its true Offered you my open arms And a honest loving heart But you fell for her ice cold charm One day she will put you out For some strutting mastiff stud Dont bother sniffing all about For the trail of my long gone love