I asked that bear in Chicago if it was too cold.
Know what he said?
He said, "HELL YES! I NEED  DOUBLE FUR COATS!"
Only messing with you pretty gal.
Only insane folks think bears talk to them.
My point - It's freezing cold Betty Ponder.
I've got frozen car locks that wont open.
Poured water on them and water freezes.
Did you know lakes are freezing solid?
Dangerous roads day two of no work.
If a polar bear **** in the woods today
his **** would freeze.
IT IS too cold for polar bears.