I bear no responsibility for my evil deeds. I was born this way so the good book states. I'm allowed to ***** nilly spread my seed. Jesus will step in to save me from a fiery fate.
I'll just go through life in pursuit of pleasure. Nevermind that knife I just stuck in your back. My Sunday confessional is my true measure. I'll enter heaven when the Earth fades to black.
Why should I give a penny to the homeless poor? When I earned every penny with this evolved mind. Those slobs will never enter through heaven's door. Get a job, it's not like they're deaf, dumb, or blind.
While I sit in my cozy house and think of my life. Maybe I've been a little coarse to my fellow man. But isn't it God's duty to tend to other people's strife? Hey he made this place, I assume he has a plan.