Santa brought no toys so... ... I play with words instead
She passed her driving test on Christmas eve.... ...No-L celebrations!
In the UK learner drivers have to display a big L on the back of the car. I consulted my American brother-in-law who tells me this is not the case in the US.
There was an old woman who lived in a shoe Size one hundred and forty two They asked her to move but she refused What a hullabaloo