'tis the season oh by golly
let's get drunk and all be jolly
when we wake we'll all be sorry
tra la la la la,la la la la.

Christmas trees and poison ivy,broccoli and lumpy gravy
is this what 'he' saved me for
one more drink and then one more.

What's on telly,what no jelly?
custard tasted like the gravy,
think I'll maybe have one more
tra la la la la tra la la la.