It's not nice to swallow a fly
I've done that a few times
I hope it was not my breath
that made them career to their deaths

It's not nice to step in dogs do
I've done that a few times
It makes me feel really sick
trying to wipe it off with twigs and sticks

It's not nice to get a wasp in your hair
I've done that a few times
I thought one time it was a piece of foil paper
when I pulled it out, Jesus! did I get a surprise

It's not nice to write about these things
it makes me go all a quiver
I've lost my appetite now
I'll forget about my dinner

By Christos Andreas Kourtis aka NeonSolaris