Placing Rebekah in her box And storing her in the garage Nevermind it cost me my teenage savings To have her in my ownership back then Lord knows I have tried To master this fine art that comes easily to some Memory fails me Consistency is key I am impatient and my fingers are rigid And in all honesty I am not gifted in that general category
Don't get me started on the barrage of requests from family members who beg me to whip out Rebekah at family affairs With full expectation ofΒ Β me blowing them away Highly unlikely, folks
Perhaps I could leave her in the corner of my room For aesthetic purposes She is after all a beauty.
Rebekah is my acoustic guitar, I **** at playing. I really wanted to be able to jam some good ol' mellow acoustic numbers then progress to electric, I had it all planned out. ha ha ha?
A chair would probably be better at playing than me.